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Pro začátek tady máme něco o jedné velké zrůdě:

O tom, jak Karel Gott narušil občanské soužití

Co vy na to?

Gramofonová deska:
Já mám trakař novej - Karel Konrád
Má zlatá Aničko - Karel Konrád
Bolen mi leži - Karel Konrád
Na svatbu mě pozvala - Kosťa Biebl
Před útokem - Kosťa Biebl
Zrod desky gramofonové - Vítězslav Nezval
Tichá voda - Zdeno Ančík a sbor
Perina má štyry nožky - sbor
Havíři, Havíři - sbor
Odkazy na spřátelené okouní kluby:
Hron Vladimír
Ošklivka Betty
Pravicová politika

Kartičky: Vesely

Sarpele Want to sell your house?   Best hide the taxidermy.
A přitom je to zcela jasně “za”.
Strýko Google našel celkem pěkné "před":
Sarpele Want to sell your house?   Best hide the taxidermy.
Nevím jak poprsí, ale ten zadek klidně může být přírodní.
Jeera I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a   look
Rosemary’s Baby
Perk holá huba, líný neštěstí  come on now
Jo, podle jeho výrazu to vypadá, že oplodnění Lucinky je od začátku součást nějakého spektakulárního plánu na vytrolení českého šoubyznysu.
Matus je velmi kvalitni Trololol.
A vznikla Kyčelnice cibulkonosná (omlouvám se té nevinné květině)
janouch ...nezpívám, vystupuju! 
Jo - to není opěrák židle a záda ožraly, který blije pod sebe za posměchu okolí...

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Štěně A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
Nejlepší je ta divná vlna na břiše, která rozhodně nevznikla, když jí vycpávali kozi a zadek silikonem a trochu se jim to celý zkrabatilo.
buchfa oprit o ponk a   kakat riedke
3 srudi, pana neznam
Štěně A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
Nmaster Every sperm is sacred,  every sperm is good.
Jeera I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a   look
Jen si tu odlozim…


1: To 'hold space' for someone = To sit and stare at someone with emotional issues for an uncomfortable amount of time, then pat yourself on the back for basically doing nothing while your homie has a breakdown.

2: I'm in transition = I'm unemployed and totally fucking lost, so I have created an identity out of being an opportunist. Maybe you have some trim work for me or food? Or a trade? I do crystal readings!

3: I'm processing a lot of downloads from the Universe = I smoked too much DMT and can’t afford therapy. By pretending that my fragile brain is a sacred record keeper, I receive validation for speaking gibberish.

4: I'm a lightworker/empath = I am depressed and unstable and take zero responsibility for my own self-destructive tendencies, and need to focus on condescending your dark shit to avoid my own. (PS: I'll diagnose you as a narcissist)

5: I am a Reiki Master= I crave human contact, And this makes me feel less insecure than Tinder. I can cross personal physical boundaries with ease if I so choose, depending on what my client looks like, or I can think about random things while getting paid handsomely to hold my hands awkwardly over someone’s body.

6: You have an amazing Aura = I would love to bang you.

7: I am writing a travel blog = I don't want to go home, I no longer fit in: I never have. I don't know where I will end up, but I’d like to get paid to figure it out.

8: I'm not looking for a relationship/ only deep soul connections = I have commitment issues and fear of intimacy so I collect partners with compatible insecurities. I understand you will head off to Thailand soon anyways. “Bread-crumbing my love keeps me safe” is my mantra, while I dip my dick like a candlestick in every Shanti ratchet priestess in town.

9: 'Inner Goddess Within' workshops = An understanding of daddy Issues and a way to overdevelop the masculine side to protect the little girl within. Helping participants to surrender to the bias that all men are shit ( all of this for a nominal fee). The level 2 masterclass will teach you how to galactivate your man’s scrotum chakra enough to make him forget that you pay for bullshit workshops with his harvest money.

10: A guru = Someone who has overstepped the threshold of self-development into supreme egotism and found a niche market. Carries a flute and has a name you can't pronounce (though his driver's license says Steve) and chants words he doesn’t understand. But interesting tattoos...right?

11. A shaman = see above.

12: Worshipping the Beloved = Classic scenario where a cluster B personality type convinces you at a festival that you are their twin flame, lost for centuries in the ether. If you have never been loved by your primary caregivers, this is paradise on earth as your fear of abandonment gets spanked with a mala on the magical, mystery tour of self-deception.

13: In the flow = I never commit to anything, especially plans to do anything with anyone, so that I can completely flake out and not take any responsibility for it; ie I didn’t pay my phone bill this month.

14: Co-creating a retreat/gathering = my borderline personality friends and I have exhausted all other means of making an honest income, and have decided instead to use our social media clout (aka naked buttcheeks) to radically overcharge a too-large group of saps for 2-14 days of mediocre vegan food, awkward group encounters, and real-world-style sexual politics.

15; Substance Free Event = Powder drugs are fine but if you bring alcohol, we’ll judge the shit out of you. Tobacco’s cool if you snort it and call it "ceremony" or roll your own.

16: Speaking My Truth = I reserve the right to be an asshole in this conversation and you must honour it, regardless of how deep my delusion may be. I’ll probably use this phrase every time I don’t want to be called out for my phone bullshit, because it’s all perspective man...
Zajimalo by me, jestli je pan Priroda na svoje dilo hrdy.
Prosím vás, mladá pani. Ropa je prírodný produkt.
Anita zajaciky neboli dlho mrtvy   aj na selijake hranie boli pekny
vše na jejím těle je dílem přírody

LOL, tak určite
Jedna z těch samic je ta talentovaná slečna.
Loool, hned pod tím článkem mám tohle:

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